andrewhussiesbosom: goddamn aradia got some big lips in her talk sprites though regular sprite aint accurate enough on that shit its more like
tinysquids: HANNIBAL IS HOT AS HELL I WANT HIM TO INTERROGATE ME hannibal roy bean at your service lil’ lady
japhers: buffdaddyjohn: ybee: ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist help #ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON
elendilya: leonardodiretardo: what i did during my exam hiatus: a compilation. for tiera bc she actually had to pee whiel watchign this video
foodchewer: twotenandahalf: palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.
Official Dress Code For All Females In Public...
smilingemoticon: all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you...
takinoverswag: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m...
I just thought of something I really want to...
attackofthepartycannon: bardofpizza: I’d like to see this guy… This guy… This guy… This girl… And this guy… All visit this place… At the same time (but not as a group) after they’ve all had a particularly shitty day at work. the entire planet would fucking explode in a matter of minutes from all the power of their anger and rage there would be no survivors I’m sure of it...
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
blisteredblood: xere-the-sun-risesx: WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL! REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG! NOT ON MY MOTHERFUCKING WATCH. SIGNAL BOOSTING THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF THIS.
smilestootybooty: turntechgodisc: turntechgodisc: you ever assume that when hussie makes a design or outfit for a character hes just staring back at the fandom and saying “yeah just TRY and cosplay that fuckers”
thighabetic: shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set...
winchesterwhowatson: so i just found a thing ? is that even-? okay that’s not ??? is that even legal
togamis: im an atheist but theres a huge line between having your own opinions and being a sack of dick about your point of view
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every episode of scooby doo
guy: something spooky's happening
fred: k we'll come check it out
fred: daphne, velma come with me
daphne: lol okei
shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always send us off alone
velma: shut up you two
shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred: what happened?
velma: uh oh
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't even really know how that's possible*
velma: my glasses! i can't see without my glasses!
monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
monster: whoops i tripped
scooby: i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
ursorum: “accepting homosexuality means accepting things like pedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality, etc.”
piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better” 2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me there is no in between
cthulhu-with-a-fez: too-stoned-to-remember: Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I imagine that in their heads they’re like THAT IS DOG I AM DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public we’re just like YOU ARE FAN I AM FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN
celebrate-the-magic: The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.